yes, i know. all these posts were kinda 10/31 related but that’s cause halloween is like the mothership of holidays.
though a cliché observation, i have to admit that I can’t help but love a day/week/month that encourages you to stick knives into large squashes, sluttify any profession you can think of and listen to a mix tape of chainsaws and cats meowing for three hours straight (maybe that’s just me-but it really puts me in the mood).
if red light just confuses you more when you try to concoct a ‘unique’ costume we’re here to help…costumes for:
a guy and a girl: dov charney and model. the guy can be the freak-a-leak ceo of american apparel and the girl can be one of his slutty models. she needs to be in a nude full body onesie with one item of am ap. ideally this would be a thong or weird leotard swimsuit thingy. must strike awk poses and wear minimal make-up. granny glasses plus.
a guy or girl: justice. obv your gonna need a leather jacket and some gold chains. your probably wearing this anyways so might as well put a name on it. stand against walls and talk about kittens and old episodes of the cosby show. ignore most people. clap to the beat.
a guy or girl: girl talk aka gregg gillis. you need long brown hair-real or fake. put on a sweatband and take off your shirt. run around so your nice and sweaty. take ghetto old PC-like any of us here have one of those-and attach it somehow to your body. use as portable drink table. only communicate through song. 
a girl: tokio hotel. something about this train wreck of a boy band that I can’t take my eyes off of. really just the main guy and maybe the weirdo with the dreads. gotta be a girl to do this cause their too pretty for any real guy to pull off. ridic black wig required. extremely heavy eye make-up. anorexic frame and german accent. all clothes provided by hot topic.
just a few things we thought of when deciding where we were gonna take the ol’ 31st.
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