’tis the season
to stick your tounge (or your dick) in someone…
happy early v-day dudes.
go get some.
TUESDAY NITE….it’s back.
with the unpredictable nature of our aquarian friends, you shouldn’t know what to expect to happen at havana tomorrow night. but fuckkk, with sean cee and dev from above in charge we can guarantee things are gonna get a little freaky.
expect wierd things like :
water.
ethereal light boxes.
a breeze.
ladies.
a starry, starry night.
lasers.
uh huh. oh ya.
ZODIAC.
tuesday. february 9th.
@HAVANA
9pm
sean cee & dev from above
aquarians get in free.
21+
it’s that time of the month again. no, not that time of the month–we’re talkin jenga & juice time! our monthly tradition ensues with a very, berry captothehill happy hour this thursday at the clubhouse.
what’s that you say? you’ve got superbowl planning on the brain? tough snuff kiddos…you’re only in it for the commercials anyways. truth be told, not everyone knows what it’s like to win the most epic game of national football; however, you can know what it’s like to kick your neighbor’s ass at a round or four of jennnnnga!
whether it’s been the winter blues or drizzly skies, we’ve missed many of your faces in the last two months and aren’t sure if you even like the event. if you do, come show us…and your liver some love and get your jenga playin drank on.
here is the usual flyer ‘o deets:
see you there!
xo, pumpkin
there’s nothing like browsing the local scene for photobooth pictures and finding one of your boss at cha cha. awesome! skanks and jerks, behold:
cheers, sparktography.
1. your go to watering hole/food fest, the place you always end up and don’t mind at all.
than brothers for food, bauhaus for drink and anywhere that has whiskey for whiskey.
2. your “alternative brand identity” prop. the one thing you must wear/use/do that makes you who you are. examples: red bandana, backstreet boy sweatshirt, turntables.
loose button up shirts. tucked in and sleeves rolled.
3. the show line-up of your dreams: who is it, where is it at and what would you be on?
who: junior senior, hot chip and yacht (i like-ah to dance) on new year’s eve… somewhere, on champagne.
4. you’re hung-over, broke as fuck and have no clean laundry but it is _________ night so you are of course going out. where ya going, you lush?
a bar. any bar. except for barca.
5. a classic survey question: sum up your capitol hill in three words.
hurts so good.
its a sad sad day. the last episode of the jersey shore is airing tonight, meaning that its also the last weekly jersey shore party at captain blacks. if you haven’t seen the show its a real world type spin off featuring the most ridiculous new jersey guidos and guidettes they could find. here’s a little visual:
and if you haven’t been to captain blacks for the show your missing out. for every time mike a.k.a. the situation says his nickname in each episode captain blacks and cazadores give you a FREE shot of tequila. last time we went everyone in the bar got 3! with fingers crossed the situation will speak in third person a lot tonight. the party and season finale of the show start at 9 so don’t be late.
now once we are all just as drunk as snooki leaving karma there’s a free show at numoes to attend. awhile back you might have heard about mad rad getting into a confrontation that got physical with a moe bar bouncer leaving them banned from playing at most cap hill venues. a year later the band has made amends and is back on the hill with their free show appropriately titled “squashed.” but if you ask me the real star of this show is macklemore. his split ep with ryan lewis sampling bands like the red hot chili peppers, the arcade fire, and the killers has been on heavy rotation on my itunes. the talented rapper will even be donating all proceeds of his merch sales to haiti. with 417 confirmed guests on the facebook event page it will sure be a packed show.
i’ll now leave you with macklemore’s video for the town, a video that should for sure make you appreciate living in such a beautiful city.
enjoy your freebies kids.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1. It is a really obscure number and you have probably never heard of it. (or, some obscure number you’ve never heard of.)
2. Who cares? The light bulb was better before it changed.
3. At least 5 to scrape enough change together to buy the light bulb in the first place.
4. However many Pitchfork says it takes to change a light bulb
5. Who cares? it’ll just be another tired rehashing of the way Lou Reed changes light bulbs.
6. Only 3 when they did it at the black cat, but this time through town it took 9 for some reason.
7. Nobody changes lightbulbs since they signed with that major label.
8. Two. One to change it in an ironic fashion and one to get it.
9. Who can tell through these fake hornrims and manicured scruff?
10. *sigh* I have this joke on vinyl.
11. (Snotily) You mean you don’t knooooow?
so you might have heard that mtv was in town this summer filming a new show featuring some of seattle’s very own indie musicians. the show is $5 cover and is a second in the series following the city memphis. the show takes real bands and writes their members into a captivating storyline about them and the city’s electrifying music scene. $5 cover features the following talented seattle bands: champagne champagne, thee emergency, whiskey tango, the maldives, the moondoggies, the lights, weekend, sean nelson, god, the tea cozies, the corespondents, the spits, and thee satsifaction. here is a map of the bands, members, and relationships of the cast:
cupcake and i got a sneak peak (and a snapshot) while we where eating at oddfellows one of the series film locations. award winning filmmaker lynn shelton who brought us the seattle comedy “hump day” is pictured with the rest of the large mtv crew that took over the already busy restaurant:
other hill locations that mtv filmed at include chop suey and the wildrose while the tractor tavern, and nectar lounge are some of the other seattle music venues featured. check out the following trailer for the show:
looks pretty tight! we will defiantly be watching.
xo, ryebread
this photo booth picture was tagged “we are rad kids” on flickr and we totes agree:
stay cute! thanks kristopher!
1. your go to watering hole/food fest, the place you always end up and don’t mind at all.
the redwood.
2. your “alternative brand identity” prop. the one thing you must wear/use/do that makes you who you are. examples: red bandana, backstreet boy sweatshirt, turntables.
cowboy boots and a bow in my hair!
3. the show line-up of your dreams: who is it, where is it at and what would you be on?
Circle Takes the Square, Cursive, and Godspeed You Black Emperor at Nuemos (invite only) OR Against Me! and Andrew W.K. at a party at my house.
4. you’re hung-over, broke as fuck and have no clean laundry but it is _________ night so you are of course going out. where ya going, you lush?
it’s tuesday night and I am leaving the hill to get dollar PBRs at the galway arms
5. a classic survey question: sum up your capitol hill in three words.
bikes, brunch, and booze!
